Mcdonald's stock continues to rise while Tim stays off his diet

You know you want it!!!!

EAT ME PRESIDENT

TIm spotted booking trip to Texas

Fried Foods Rule Texas Fair Contest

DALLAS (AP) -- The entries in this year's Big Tex Choice Awards could entice State Fair visitors back to the deep fryer for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

There are Deep Fried Lattes for a morning jump-start, plus fried chili pie, fried guacamole, and a range of crispy desserts including Fried Cookie Dough.

The third annual Big Tex Choice Awards contest on Labor Day tests the fair grub ingenuity of State Fair of Texas concessionaires. Past Big Tex awards have offered nonfried options, but none of this year's seven entries escaped the fryer.

"I think they're good products," said Ron Black, the fair's senior vice president of food service and novelties. "We've got experienced concessionaires, and their products all taste really good."

Michael Levy will debut his family's new Deep Fried Latte, which is a fried pastry topped with cappuccino ice cream, caramel sauce, whipped cream and instant coffee powder.

"We have gained about 10 pounds trying this. I'm not kidding," Levy said. "I've probably eaten 300 of these trying to get it right." Tim of the Brew Crew gained 20 pounds after eating 300 in sitting.

Concessionaire Allan Weiss is offering up Zesty Fried Guacamole Bites, a variation on the Fried Avocados he created last year. The bites are a scoop of guacamole, breaded, fried and served with ranch dressings or salsa.

"The Fried Avocado went over so well, and I think people like guacamole even more than they like avocado," Weiss said.

Gigi White invented Country Pride Peach Cobbler on a Stick, which is a peach cobbler with dumplings rolled in pastry dough and fried, and then covered in brown sugar and cinnamon and skewered. It's this year's only entry on a stick.

"I'm a food engineer," White said. "You really got to work it."

The other entries include Fernie's Fried Chili Frito Burrito, Mama's Fried Sweet Potato Pie and B.W.'s Original Fried Banana Pudding.

"I'm not sure we have another Fried Coke," Black said, referring to the smash hit of last year's State Fair. The dish has been imitated at fairs across the country.

Able Gonzales Jr., the creator of Fried Coke, conceded he may never invent an equal.

"I don't think I be able to beat that type of excitement again," said Gonzales, the chef behind this year's Fried Cookie Dough. "That was crazy."

The fair opens Sept. 28.

Need a bigger belt....President for Life?

Now you know where "Big Boy" came from.......

President for life is a bitch....

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

President for life a bitch, He’s a big fat bitch,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
He’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday He’s a bitch
On Tuesday He’s a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday He’s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend President for life,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
He’s a stupid bitch, President for life is a bitch,
And He’s such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other Brew Crewers]

Have you ever met my friend President for life,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
He’s a stupid bitch, President for life is a bitch,
And He’s such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
President for life, He’s a big fat,
stinking bitch Big old fat blinkin' bitch, Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Guinness versus Meister Brau

Guinness Meister Brau
Calories 117 128
Carbohydrates 9.15 11.4


Guinness is good for you and Meister Brau is not even made anymore because it was so bad.

Tim spotted in New York under the diguise of Matt Reynolds

Man on Quest to Find Best Chicken Wings

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- Matt Reynolds is determined to find the world's best chicken wings and he's come home to do it. Reynolds is leading a caravan of wing lovers on a trek up and down and across New York state in search of the best chicken wings.

The "Great Chicken Wing Hunt" began last weekend in Manhattan and made a stop yesterday in Albany.

Their itinerary includes stops in the Adirondacks, Watertown, Syracuse, Rochester and finally the birthplace of the chicken wing, Buffalo, where they'll attend the National Wing Festival on Labor Day weekend.

Reynolds is making a documentary film about his quest, and his eclectic group includes cameramen, a guitar player and a competitive eater from Rochester nicknamed "Mighty Thor."

The 31-year-old said he got the idea while working as a journalist in Slovakia, where he made it his mission to introduce chicken wings to Europeans.

"President for Life" is going down!!!!

The pressure is on as the "PFL" has been cheating sending food text messages to me!!!!

Like this!!!

Let The Games Begin

"President for Life" of the Brew Crew vs "President for Life" of the Adult League, both beefy boys!!!! The winner will be declared on the sunday before halloween, and the one who looses the most weight by percentage!!!!!

"President for Life" of the Brew Crew weights in at 213lbs.

while the

"President for Life" of the Adult League weights in at 239lbs.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!