Tuesday, August 28, 2007

President for life is a bitch....

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

President for life a bitch, He’s a big fat bitch,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
He’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday He’s a bitch
On Tuesday He’s a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday He’s a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend President for life,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
He’s a stupid bitch, President for life is a bitch,
And He’s such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other Brew Crewers]

Have you ever met my friend President for life,
He’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
He’s a stupid bitch, President for life is a bitch,
And He’s such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
President for life, He’s a big fat,
stinking bitch Big old fat blinkin' bitch, Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

1 comment:

The Brew Crew said...

At least they can sign songs about him. Meister Brau couldn't make it past the 80's.